My life is over. I'm ****ed!!

EverFresh · Sep 9, 2006

Last night I got extremely drunk for the first time in my life. In fact, b4 lastnight, I had never consumed alcohol, ever.

I remember nothing of what happened the other night until an acquaintance showed me what he had recorded. Now, I'm not gay and not here to discuss that. What he recorded was me giving my best friend a blow job. What's worse, he won't give me the tape and he has threatened to show my wife and all my family the video. I'm beyond freaked, this is going to ruin me. This is my best friend. I've been best friends since grade school and he's always been like a brother to me. I haven't even confronted him about it.

My wife is coming home from Albany tomorrow and I'm going crazy. Also, the guy basically knows my entire extended family here, including my parents.

I have no idea how to handle this.

What the **** do I do!!

Dante · Sep 9, 2006

you gave a MAN a BJ?

ucking: got to RR this ever..no offense

ClipJoint · Sep 9, 2006

This is getting old.

Which forum did you copy this from? The last link posted with this same story was the bodybuilding forum. It's in the rubber room where this one belongs.

dmmd98 · Sep 9, 2006

This post was here two weeks ago

winkyduck · Sep 9, 2006

is your wife hot?

if so - and she leaves you - tell her we are interested in her here

may i suggest attending AA meetings

or if she dumps you - call Lance Bass - i hear he might be breaking up with his guy - so maybe there is a chance the 2 of you can hook up. do you like being the "pitcher" or "catcher"?

i am smarmy with my replies because you are full of sh*t with your post - or rather full of cum

uppy:

FatTony · Sep 9, 2006

It could be worse. You could have had Syracuse in the 2nd half today. :nohead:

Polaris · Sep 9, 2006

homo-eroticism does not belong here but in the rubber room

I am not homo-phobic. And I am not gay ... "not there is anything wrong with that".

:smoker2:

SkinsRaj28 · Sep 9, 2006

Straight copy and paste...wow, WTF, why would you do that? That's interesting.

WharfRat+ · Sep 9, 2006

That IS weird. I've definitely read that before somewhere.

TescoVee · Sep 9, 2006

did you at least swallow it and did Skins thank you?

allworld23 · Sep 9, 2006

Buy me a plane ticket, give me 5 grand....I'LL GET THE TAPE BACK.

SkinsRaj28 · Sep 9, 2006

Tesco Vee said:
did you at least swallow it and did Skins thank you?

I would've had it actually happened to me...unfortunately, it didn't. It happened to this guy:

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=400021

BadCo · Sep 9, 2006

I like when Dan Marino say;s:

Hey Ace got any more of that gum?

Ace Ventura, pet detective

gynecologist · Sep 9, 2006

Old ass shit thats been going around the forums for weeks.

BadCo · Sep 9, 2006

Please be careful. I don't know how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this information along to your husbands and male friends.
Here's how the scam works...

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and most likely again tomorrow.

gynecologist · Sep 9, 2006

BadCo said:
Please be careful. I don't know how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this information along to your husbands and male friends.
Here's how the scam works...

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and most likely again tomorrow.

:missingte :missingte :missingte :missingte

Dssemulator · Sep 9, 2006

EverFresh said:
Last night I got extremely drunk for the first time in my life. In fact, b4 lastnight, I had never consumed alcohol, ever.

I remember nothing of what happened the other night until an acquaintance showed me what he had recorded. Now, I'm not gay and not here to discuss that. What he recorded was me giving my best friend a blow job. What's worse, he won't give me the tape and he has threatened to show my wife and all my family the video. I'm beyond freaked, this is going to ruin me. This is my best friend. I've been best friends since grade school and he's always been like a brother to me. I haven't even confronted him about it.

My wife is coming home from Albany tomorrow and I'm going crazy. Also, the guy basically knows my entire extended family here, including my parents.

I have no idea how to handle this.

What the **** do I do!!